*theme music*(duh-nuh-duh-nuh-duh-nuuuuh... Vee! Doubleyou! See!)

*sunnyray sits at the desk, host pose* WElcome to VWC Comedy Night Live with Me, Sunnyray, and whoever else wants to join in with the randomness!! *presses a button and laughing blares from the speakers* Don't worry people, we'll laugh for you! *presses button again* So, the topic of the week is me and Runningpaw, and our random relationship. (will anyone join in? lets see!)

(thanks to moonember for this really fantastic idea-- THANK YA MUCHIES)

*Theme music* (superman theme) okay SunnyRay i will admit that our relationship is.... *theme music continues* hold up ya'll hold up stop the track please i got to say something. *track stops* thank you. now i gotta say somethin' that all o' ya'll need ta hea'. now ya'll know how me and SunnyRay met a'ight. it's all tight and..... ya know that i would anythin' for her. I will sacrifice my life fo' her, and i hope she knows that i would do anything fo' her. but know this cuz this was funny as heck cuz i was soo drunk on My man Ross's special drink that i literally fell over my seat when she told me that she likes me and that we gon' be mates.

last of all i'd like my man Ross for getting my drunk, it was Coke relax ya know Ross added somethin' to it and we got drunk off that, but i'd like to thank him fo' tat', i'd also would like him on the show if he can do that but i know he can't so thats all he do. i'd also like to thank Moonember for suggesting this comedy thin lots o' thanks go ta her.

Well, thank you Running! that was very helpful to the conversation... now if you please... *presses button-- elevator music blares from the speakers* WEll, d***!!! looks like it's broken. *throws remote with force at the camera* Oh well! Back to you, Running.

did you just break the camera? *gets off his seat to check the camera, then sits back down* man we really need funding on this show, there is no glass on that camera, it's plastic, but they do a very good job keeping it clean. but like i said Sunny, it's all true, I was drunk at the time, so i do appologize for that. Man i sure do wish Ross could be on the show wit' me but he can't so... yeah. this probably explains my Amesia huh Moonember?

welcome back to the show she's SunnyRay, and i'm Runningpaw, welcome back to VWC Comedy Night Live, i got a joke for you okay so a blonde walks into the doctors office and she says "doctor, doctor i need your help, everything hurts whenever i touch myself" she touches her shoulder "ow" she touches her forehead 'ow" she touches her arm "oww, see it hurts all over" doctors says "okay calm down have a seat" the blonde is paniking at this point she sits down "that's why doctor, i can't calm down everything hurts" the doctor says "first of all nothing hurts all over your body, second...... your finger's broken."